By Saturday, you're lucky if you can even see through your now-overgrown cut. By Thursday or so, you have an eyebrow-grazing bang that feels slightly long but shaggy-cool. For all you fringe neophytes out there, allow me to brief you on their very brief life span: If your appointment is on Friday they somehow look their best on Monday. Bangs have had a renaissance in 2022, but I feel compelled to tell you they're extremely high-maintenance.